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A journey through GoogleVoice transcriptions from Silicon Valley recruiters
*Note - this was created before Google found its feet in refining vocal transcriptions. Nowadays (in 2021) the transcriptions you see are quite accurate, but in 2014 -- hoo-boy -- the messages in my Inbox were pretty crazy when recruiters left email about jobs. I amused myself by publishing this rap/beat poetry based on the actual messages I saw in my email. Imagine some kind of bass/cool percussion in the background as you read. (Email me if you want the message from "The Cheese Man" about an opportunity in Mountainville.)
Read the city, city Sonia.
City full bathroom Frosty says.
But before I go forward in Toms River 5 for this one. I would have to do the cocktail with you.
Okay, bye bye.
Hello Jennifer, this is stupid and this is Corporation because it's in regards to a job opportunity.
I feel like getting a little bit this requirement on the flight because you conducted reach on my number.
But give me a call, to discuss with the further as the job description is pretty link C and didn't want you to get a little intimidated. I hate to say the least. So ya gonna shoot you over the information to your gmail account.
Bye. Hello. It's me, It's [number]. Have a wonderful day okay.
Hi Jen your phone.
I'm Catherine, the sister nothing from Sigma,
Give me a call on this call is regarding a job opening for Geico you.
Because of the last one of which I won't be for you that the house and 70.
You have one of the department of Allah God bless.
Alright so Franklin 05. I repeat, it's tillable, 8. Alright, so. My name is Will. 5.
I look forward to talking to you.
Have a great day bye.
This is mass. I'm calling from Enterprise love to ten this call is regarding a job opportunity.
I have fun marketing at marketing and project that with position. We think down. And Center.
I have sent you the job be here. You are you not sir, let me and phone.
Thank you, bye bye.
Ohh. Hi Jennie, this is a she should. But job trying to reach you regarding a position of just got off, that just I know.
As enough, but 40 of the month contract, so if you look at things. Joe cancel but not to put a lot.
Bye bye. 2 69. Have a nice day bye.
Company because of the calling from. I. T. Staffing. I got into trouble, bye. And that account.
Ohh HI the, strew, hello people to climb change the date is extra phone. I'm also the Schultz. Thank you. Have a good day. Bye bye.
I didn't feel good morning position. You left wanting from by name is Jennifer,
This is a wooden the project manager position for which have submitted your resume to the client. So, I guess. Borden upgrade from them and one of them.
Dickey and discuss in detail.
I look forward to talk to you. Bye bye.
Well, I didn't vote.
And that this is regarding a job opportunity with my bad. A client out for a bit. Project Manager.
And the position is business contact leather clad telephone you know,
Again, this is to Pick Up Parting from heart attack in regards to your resume for the project manager position in Milpitas. Bye Bye. Have a nice day.
This is the law calling from time and space.
Speed Dial This.
Ohh, this message.
If you have any number and then it takes money to opening in case with the in.
Thanks and Have A Great Day Ahead.
A journey through GoogleVoice transcriptions from Silicon Valley recruiters
*Note - this was created before Google found its feet in refining vocal transcriptions. Nowadays (in 2021) the transcriptions you see are quite accurate, but in 2014 -- hoo-boy -- the messages in my Inbox were pretty crazy when recruiters left email about jobs. I amused myself by publishing this rap/beat poetry based on the actual messages I saw in my email. Imagine some kind of bass/cool percussion in the background as you read. (Email me if you want the message from "The Cheese Man" about an opportunity in Mountainville.)
Read the city, city Sonia.
City full bathroom Frosty says.
But before I go forward in Toms River 5 for this one. I would have to do the cocktail with you.
Okay, bye bye.
Hello Jennifer, this is stupid and this is Corporation because it's in regards to a job opportunity.
I feel like getting a little bit this requirement on the flight because you conducted reach on my number.
But give me a call, to discuss with the further as the job description is pretty link C and didn't want you to get a little intimidated. I hate to say the least. So ya gonna shoot you over the information to your gmail account.
Bye. Hello. It's me, It's [number]. Have a wonderful day okay.
Hi Jen your phone.
I'm Catherine, the sister nothing from Sigma,
Give me a call on this call is regarding a job opening for Geico you.
Because of the last one of which I won't be for you that the house and 70.
You have one of the department of Allah God bless.
Alright so Franklin 05. I repeat, it's tillable, 8. Alright, so. My name is Will. 5.
I look forward to talking to you.
Have a great day bye.
This is mass. I'm calling from Enterprise love to ten this call is regarding a job opportunity.
I have fun marketing at marketing and project that with position. We think down. And Center.
I have sent you the job be here. You are you not sir, let me and phone.
Thank you, bye bye.
Ohh. Hi Jennie, this is a she should. But job trying to reach you regarding a position of just got off, that just I know.
As enough, but 40 of the month contract, so if you look at things. Joe cancel but not to put a lot.
Bye bye. 2 69. Have a nice day bye.
Company because of the calling from. I. T. Staffing. I got into trouble, bye. And that account.
Ohh HI the, strew, hello people to climb change the date is extra phone. I'm also the Schultz. Thank you. Have a good day. Bye bye.
I didn't feel good morning position. You left wanting from by name is Jennifer,
This is a wooden the project manager position for which have submitted your resume to the client. So, I guess. Borden upgrade from them and one of them.
Dickey and discuss in detail.
I look forward to talk to you. Bye bye.
Well, I didn't vote.
And that this is regarding a job opportunity with my bad. A client out for a bit. Project Manager.
And the position is business contact leather clad telephone you know,
Again, this is to Pick Up Parting from heart attack in regards to your resume for the project manager position in Milpitas. Bye Bye. Have a nice day.
This is the law calling from time and space.
Speed Dial This.
Ohh, this message.
If you have any number and then it takes money to opening in case with the in.
Thanks and Have A Great Day Ahead.